I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

I can give you a massage, but be warned, I'll put my dick in there too

What's that up your ass, huh? Are you giving her boyfriend a THUD? 😳